fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

torakodragon:

Defense mechanism.

zodiaccity:

Famous Sagittarius Quotes: Tyra Banks, Brad Pitt, Ray Romano.

zodiaccity:

Famous Sagittarius Quotes: Tyra Banks, Brad Pitt, Ray Romano.

lumarios-kirby-fcs:

When you say the right words in the wrong order

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

rochestergirl99:

So true

rochestergirl99:

So true

annulet:

baethoven

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood